Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize