I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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