Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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