I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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