My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
