What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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