is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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