I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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