This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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