What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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