nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He kissed a someone with a penis
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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