ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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