I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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