If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
