sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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