I murdered the dance floor call the cops
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.