Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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