i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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