stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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