watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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