honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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