my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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