After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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