You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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