Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
