my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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