I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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