No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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