Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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