I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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