Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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