how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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