he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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