What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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