I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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