have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Randomize
