Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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