I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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