Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
