I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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