Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
the liver wants what the liver wants
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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