he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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