SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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