I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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