mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Less talking, more tequila
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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