just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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