This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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