I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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