Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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