'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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