Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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