I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I wear drunk well.
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