It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I am naked and annoyed.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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