can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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