I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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