I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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