On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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