id be glad to
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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