i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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