two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I am available for nakedness
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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